I found the goldfish floating on top of the water before school on a cold Wednesday morning. To be fair, a lot of things were floating on top of the water in that filthy bowl, so the little guy’s fate should not have come as a great shock. All the same, I dumped out the smelly liquid, filled the bowl with clean water, put the fish back in and prayed for a miracle. Nothing happened. I sprinkled in some fish food, but the flakes just sat on its carcass like seasoning. If it had happened the day before or the day after, I doubt I would remember it. But it happened on October 31st. It happened on Halloween.
I was twelve years old. My best friend Dave had moved to Georgia several months earlier and left me his goldfish. It was small consolation. I did everything with Dave. We were practically brothers. And this was the 1980’s so there was no FaceTime, Skype or free long distance. Back then, moving away meant being gone for real. To my young psyche it was almost as if Dave had died.
But he had left me this little, living piece of his life and asked that I take care of it.
Yes, this post is about scary things and not just friendship and aquatic pets, but please allow me a few sentences in way of explanation.
Goldfish are hard. They don’t bark or meow if they aren’t feeling well or need some food. And there’s so much to remember. You have to change their water periodically, you have to feed them . . . and I guess that’s it. But to a kid it does feel like a lot. When I found the little beast floating on top of the water, my brain searched for an explanation. On the one hand, I almost never changed the water in the fish bowl, even when it got so filthy that it made my bedroom smell like a latrine. That couldn’t have been healthy. On the other hand, it was Halloween, the Devil’s holiday.
My verdict? Satan. Satan had killed my goldfish.
Looking back on it now it seems comical, but my twelve year-old self was deadly serious. I’m sure we all have stuff like this from our childhood. Events which we assumed had nefarious or even supernatural causes that, in retrospect, had simple explanations. But what about the stuff that isn’t so easily explained? What about the things that seem eerie or diabolical even after a sober and rational inquiry? Do you have any of those?
I do.
In the spirit of the creepy holiday that is almost upon us, let me share some with you. But be warned: these are much scarier than a dead goldfish.
When I was a kid, me and my older brother Jim used to share a bunk bed. He slept on top, I slept on the bottom. One morning he told me something that left us both a little shaken. He said that in the middle of the night, he heard me talking in my sleep, and then heard another voice responding. Yes, he heard a two way conversation with two different voices coming from the lower bunk where, presumably, I was sleeping alone. Or at least he thought that he did. Who knows, it was the middle of the night.
Speaking of the middle of the night, some years ago I began waking every single morning at exactly 3am. There was a clock hanging on the wall in front of my bed, so I would wake up staring at the time. And since that apparently wasn’t strange enough, on occasion something weird would happen moments after my eyes opened. For instance, one time a figurine that had been sitting on a shelf crashed to the floor, as if slapped by an invisible hand.
Horror fans will recognize being awoken in the third hour as a common theme in movies that involve the demonic. I found that troubling. Not because of its theatrical relation to demons (movies are just movies folks) but because I use events from my real life when I write, and this bit had already been done. If my life wanted to pretend it was in a horror movie, couldn’t it at least come up with something original?
Thankfully[?] my life was up to the challenge.
I do all of my writing in the early morning. In fact, the strangest thing about retelling that last story was the idea that I wasn’t already awake and writing at 3am. Not too long ago I was working on a short story called Voices of the Dead (which you can find on the Amazon link below for a paltry 99 cents). It is a supernatural tale about a child who is convinced that someone evil is hiding in their house. So there I am, in the wee hours of the morning, writing that story when I hear my mother in-law, who lived with us at that time, talking to someone in her room downstairs. A few moments later my wife sends me a text from bed. “My mom says there’s someone in her room. She wants you to go check it out.”
I go to my mother-in-law’s room and she is frantic. She says that a large man walked into her room, sat on the bed and just stared at her for several minutes. I assured her that I had been awake for over an hour and that no such person was in the house. “Oh yes there is!” she replied. “I saw him, he scared me! I asked him what he wanted but he didn’t respond. Find out where he went!” So I look the house over, come up empty and then go back to writing my story about someone hiding in a house. My mother in-law would talk about it for weeks afterwards. She swore it was real.
This is all very creepy, but for me it barely moved the needle. You see, I grew up with a sleep disorder that caused me to have vivid, often horrific dreams on a nightly basis. On top of that, I suffered from sleep paralysis, so I would wake up still unable to move while nightmarish visions followed me into reality. That happened to me hundreds if not thousands of times. So by the time I was an adult I was pretty much jaded. Horror movies did nothing for me. Supposedly scary novels were laughable at best. When you’ve spent night after night pinned to your bed in the dark being attacked by waking nightmares, everything else is kind of a letdown.
Terror, however, was not through with me.
Several years ago I had the most terrifying and disturbing experience of my life. So bad, in fact, that I was unable to talk about it in any detail for months. Even now, all this time later, writing about it gives me chills—and almost nothing gives me chills. Here goes.
I used to work third shift. I had to sleep during the day, and since my wife needed access to our bedroom, I would lay down on the top of my kids’ bunk bed. Using blankets and tape I had managed to cover the room’s large window so thoroughly that, even on a sunny day, I couldn’t see my hand in front of my face after I turned the light off.
One day as I slept in the perfectly dark room, I had a dream. In it my son was saying bad things about a childhood friend of mine who had recently died. I told him to stop it, that we did not speak ill of the dead, but he kept it up. Suddenly I woke and heard guttural, indecipherable words being growled into my ear. I couldn’t see anything in the pitch black, but my senses told me that someone or something was standing right next to the bunk bed. It wasn’t easy to get off that top bunk, but somehow I made it to the window in an instant and ripped down the blankets, letting the sun shine in.
There was nobody in the room.
It is hard to communicate how much this affected me. I was shaken. For months afterward I could not sleep in the dark. If even a single corner of my room was in shadow, fear would take me. The simple act of closing my eyes in order to go to sleep was a struggle. Time passed and the fear dissipated, but I’ll ever forget that moment.
All that said, I would like to be clear about one thing. I do not believe in ghosts. When my brother heard two voices coming from the lower bunk bed, it was the middle of the night. He might have been dreaming or maybe I pulled off a pretty convincing performance in my sleep. Likewise, my mother-in-law’s encounter with a man in our house also happened at night. And while she was—and probably still is—convinced that it was a ghost, it was more likely a side effect of the strong pain medication she was taking. As for the most terrifying experience of my life, I think that one’s pretty simple. It was probably one of the many, many dreams that followed me into partial wakefulness. It was horrific, but almost certainly a product of my own cruel imagination. And, as it turned out, useless as writing material. I saw a similar thing portrayed in an Asian horror movie a year or so later. I was crushed.
I have no explanation for waking up at 3am night after night, or things falling over on their own, and I‘m happy about that. I love the idea that there are things that we still can’t explain. It makes life more fun and interesting.
And what about the poor goldfish who had been struck down by Satan? He revived the next day. That’s right, the fish rallied after Halloween was over. Does that mean it played chess with the Devil and won, or that it simply needed non-toxic water in order to survive?
I guess we’ll never know.
Happy Halloween Everyone!